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"The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction.  By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say." - Mark Twain
Thus, I have yet to begin!

“My People are Americans and my Time is now.” Gershwin
“My People were Abducted and their Timing was stolen” Montfort

The Aliens Made Me Play Gershwin
by Seth Montfort

I guess I am a WASP.  They say success comes easier for us.  Our American classical audiences reward us for “refined” Mozart and Chopin.  We can however, get snubbed for performing Gershwin or music with ethnic content beyond conservative ragtime.  But Arts editors face endless droves of waspy looking white guys in classical music trying to get noticed.  And nothing prepared me for the prejudice I would encounter after finally landing a photo that actually caught their eye.  My Liszt in Leather photo got print almost everywhere I sent it.  Media pros got interested, while waspier patrons got quick, uninformed, “refined” opinions.  Beethoven, Liszt and many other famous composers hated the intricate prejudices of their patrons.  I might not have learned as much about uninformed prejudice, including my own, had I not presented Liszt as a historic ancestor to our rock stars.  Ancient Mayans left behind 13 Crystal Skulls they thought would be found when mankind evolved enough to understand these Skulls’ contents.  Five Skulls have been located so far.  When faced with crisis, even wasps can evolve.  Whether all 13 Skulls are ever recovered and deciphered, the legend itself  an help any of us unravel our own metaphoric Skulls within.  Gershwin was similar to Liszt in that he was one of many composers to discover that evolving new personas for the stage can help evolve composers towards “their great unknown.”  For instance, think about an all black cast for Porgy and Bess.

Stolen Contents:

Business Hovers Ahead
The Aliens – Business on This Planet

Skull 1 – The Vaguely Undecipherable Preface

Skull 2 – The People United Against Themselves

Skull 3 – The Anatomy of a Loser

Perception Reaches Behind
The Aliens – Seven Sermons of the Dead

Skull 5 – 2. Nadia Boulanger – “It’s your own Fault if you’re Bored”
Montfort – “It’s no one’s fault that no one believes in themselves”
Secret motivation/future of SF Concerto Orchestra’s Competitions for Musicians

Skull 6 – 3. Friedrich Nietzsche – “Don't Spit into the Wind”
Tricky Mexican – “He Beats me Cause he Loves me”

Skull 7 – 4. Maria Callas – “Reasons there are so Many”
Seth Montfort – “Excuses there are so Many

Trust Your Instincts”

Skull 8 – 5. Connie Montfort – “Wait just a God damn all the petty little horse shits Aztec sacrificed minute”
To quote Maria Callas again, “Use your mind why don’t you”

Skull 9 – 6. Joaquin Nin-Culmell – “Allergies Happen”
Is there actually actuality behind “You create your own allergies?”

Skull 10 – 7. Carl Jung – “In infinity Full is no Better than Empty” (Seven Sermons of the Dead)
Jung's Antidote to Overbearing Leadership Academies

Art Eludes Beyond
The Aliens – An Autobiography

Skull 11 – History

Skull 12 – Evolution

Skull 13 – Purpose